Suckass Wizards

There are great, powerful wizards that have spent their solitary lives studying ancient texts in their towers. Studious mages, spending their days in their collages putting together books of spells. Dangerous warlocks who have traded their souls for unspeakable power.

And then there’s you. The dropouts, the half-a-hedge mages, the Suckass Wizards who can string together a spell or two, but don’t wield any real power. And like anyone with a bit of power who wishes they had more, these Suckass Wizards are petty, frustrated, and deeply concerned with any minor slights against them.

This is a game about two of these petty wizards fighting their petty wizard duel, and trying to figure out who, if anyone, wins.

What you need to play

• 2 Wizards
• 3-4 d4s
• Something for each player to write on
• A copy of the spell book for each Wizard

How do you play?

Suckass Wizards is built around casting spells and combining their effects to convince your opposing wizard to either concede, or die. Using your spell book, you're presented with a bunch of low level, silly spells, and get to choose which ones to use, and how much effort you'll put into casting them.

Built on Caltrop Core

This work is based on Caltrop Core, published by Titanomachy RPG. The Caltrop Core SRD is licensed for use under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.